Title: "Cut Throat, Literally"
Author: carpesomediem
E-Mail: carpesomediem[at]gmail.com
Fandom: Weeds
Pairing: Nancy/Celia
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: Lions Gate and Tilted own it, Showtime shows it, and well, I just wish I could tap Nancy Botwin.
Summary: This is what should've happened if Shane didn't walk in on Nancy holding a knife to Celia's throat.
Celia tried not to flinch. But she couldn't help but find excitement in the danger, her life – or so she thought – hanging in the balance. She'd never seen Nancy quite like this. Nancy's lips were inches from her, threatening her with all the intensity the brunette mustered. So, Celia did the only thing she could think of to shut her up: She kissed her. Nancy was hesitant to return the kiss, but she did, dropping the knife to the floor and clambering up the counter. She mounted Celia, the blonde snaking her arms around her neck and pulling Nancy closer.